Its GOT to have Jim Carrey!
MY FAVORITE DUMB AND DUMBER SCENE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdhc9k07Ms
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me (SIC) ending up together...
Mary: well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say...we really don’t...
Lloyd: HIT ME WITH IT MARY, just give it to me straight, I came a long way just to see you Mary, the least you can do is level with me... What are my chances?
Mary (pauses): Not good.
Lloyd: You mean not good like one in a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one in a million.
(Short pause)
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance? YEAH! I read you.