[theDentist]

Remember, the Obama definition of exigent is as follows:
exigent [ek-si-juhnt]

adjective
1. requiring action or aid immediately after my golf game, or fundraiser, or meeting 2-bit actors, or singers, or figuring out March Madness basketball playoffs...

Origin: 2008-present; late Middle English Thug < Latin exigent- (stem of 'I missed that putt 'cause of you!' )

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

A+++
Loved it.