The One-eye Love
I got a gal with just one eye
No depth of field but sweet as pie
And I just don’t care-eo
If her vision isn’t stereo
To me she’ll always be the tops
My sweet little cyc-a-lops
She’s the one-eye, one I, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I love
Now you might wonder what she’s thinking
Cause it looks like she is winking
In agruments I yell and cry
But she just can’t see the other side
It’s worse than it looks says her mother
Cause she’s blind in one eye, blonde in the other
She’s the one-eye, one I, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I love
Now how it happened she just won’t spill
Was it scissor-sprint or William Tell
Well the eye got put-out and was never found
Gonna take a look around
My Columbo Cutie, Popeye Punkin
Sammy Jr, Sandy Duncan
Oh, She’s the one-eye, one I, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I love
—Heywood Banks