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To: NoLibZone

It will be a cakewalk for Romney if he instructs his team to get practice questioners (interns, spouses of staffers) and give them the most outrageous, entitlement-minded, tug-at-the-heartstrings, wounded doe-eye liberal slop questions to ask him. Over and over until he is numbed from the shock of them and has solid answers for each. It will be like taking an exam. Liberals are evil, but not all that imaginative.

Think:

“I graduated with a degree in basket-weaving habits of 8th Century lesbians. Now I’m $150,000 in debt. Wahhh?”

“I live in Detroit, and everyone knows the biggest problem we face there is global warming. Why do you hate green energy, trees, fluffy bunnies and rainbows?”

“I work really hard and I collect the Earned Income Tax Credit to pay for the eight children I have. All of their fathers refuse to pay child support. I am one...sniff...of the...boo hoo, tissue please...47%. Why do you, gulp, refuse to represent me as my president? Sob!”

“I am in my thirties and attending a graduate program at Georgetown. I am also a dumb slut and completely unaware that I can get birth control pills at Wal*Mart for $10. Whyyyyy won’t you pay for my birth control?”


9 posted on 10/06/2012 7:06:28 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: LostInBayport

That was hilarious, Lost in Bayport


14 posted on 10/06/2012 7:18:04 PM PDT by Alex Baker (Still hopeful)
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To: LostInBayport

You’re hired! LOL.


24 posted on 10/06/2012 7:53:12 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: LostInBayport

I actually was just thinking the exact same thing. Gather a geoup of people Romney doesn’t know (like state level staffers or their spouses/families) and make them ask a bunch of liberal-tinted questions. I’m sure Romney is prepared for rational questions. He needs to be prepared for the irrational ones.


25 posted on 10/06/2012 7:55:29 PM PDT by paudio (Post-racial society: When we can legitimately hire and fire a Black man without feeling guilty.)
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