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To: ConservativeStatement
Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
6 posted on 10/06/2012 5:01:06 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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To: NittanyLion
LOL! Exactly what I was thinking of!
33 posted on 10/06/2012 5:37:25 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: NittanyLion

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story.'"

39 posted on 10/06/2012 5:41:44 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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