Though the title is utter shite, this new hat will be stunning
without making your ass look fat !
My heritage is Scots Irish, we have a lack of fat in the ass, and no hat would make it grow. Now if I was of German or Italian heritage. I might agree. The title might suck but the truth lies in the article.
I will ask my step brother why Italians have bigger bums, I don't have any Germans in the Family but we do have a number of Poles and the women have nice bums, real nice. Nice prefrontal Protuberances also.