You forgot "heads full of mush" in your description of Obama's adoring crowd. They took everybody's phone number and email address before they got in. I imagine they'll be burning up the wireless channels getting out the vote before November. They'll make sure that every one of those kids is registered at least twice.
That those "heads full of mush" will also be bombarded to give a few more $5 and $10 dollar bills of Mommy and Daddy's money right up until Election day to support Obozo in his desperate bid to save the socialist republic from that EVIL capitalist.