Wait, wait -- are you saying there's actually a study out there suggesting that BACON IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!?????
Yet more proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (P.S. -- I'm going to run with this now that I read it somewhere on the internet. Please don't correct my post or suggest that my conclusions are wild and unsupported. Bacon is a health food.)
Throw conventional wisdom into the trash (along with vegetable oil, all soy products, and processed foods) and you will realize that, yes, God does love us.
Or at least you. Bacon and I don’t get along so well. Fortunately, in a sign that God provides for all, albeit in different ways, I prefer beef bacon anyway, so all is good.