The monkey went ape bleep.
To: ConservativeStatement
My Sarasota neighbor growing up had a spider monkey .
It like to use the duster and clean the blinds .
It Never bit anyone.
2 posted on
10/02/2012 6:37:33 PM PDT by
ncalburt
(Axelrod Psych OPS has gone to 24/7 non stop - "The election is over " status until Nov)
To: ConservativeStatement
Well, rather than place it under arrest should the owner have just spanked his monkey in order to make it behave?
3 posted on
10/02/2012 6:48:56 PM PDT by
xrmusn
(6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
To: ConservativeStatement
I wouldn’t mess around with monkeys. They have powerful jaws and sharp teeth needed to bite through the thick rinds of tropical fruit.
In 1920, King Alexander of Greece died from a monkey bite. This led Britain, France and Italy to pull the plug on aid to Greece in its war with Turkey, since the new king had favored neutrality during WWI. As a result, Greece lost the war, and Christian civilization in Anatolia was eradicated. It is said that the bite of a monkey caused a quarter million deaths.
4 posted on
10/02/2012 6:59:51 PM PDT by
Fiji Hill
(Io Triumphe!)
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