Find the "Pit Bull"
If it bit a child: its a pitbull.
If it was off-leash and attacked your on-leash dog at the dog park, its a pitbull.
If you couldnt make it let go of what it had latched onto, its a pitbull.
If you were scared for your life because it was barking, its a pitbull.
If it had eyes that turned red before it attacked, oh thats definitely a pitbull.
If it jumped up on you and wasnt in control by its owners, its a pitbull.
If it attacked your utility man, its a pitbull.
If it was being provoked by a bunch of teenaged louts and bit one of them, its now a blooded pitbull thats beyond redemption and must be destroyed immediately.
If it alerted you to the fact that your house was on fire, its a golden retriever.
If it chased away the man who tried to snatch your bag, its a golden retriever.
If it jumped into a river to rescue a drowning child, its a golden retriever.
If it was being provoked by a bunch of teenaged louts and bit one of them, it was obviously just distressed and whod blame it for responding in that fashion, and there should be an entire internet campaign to excuse its behaviour and fight for rehabilitation instead of euthanasia oh and by the way its a golden retriever.
Excellent!!! Would love to have this to post elsewhere.
That’s on my homepage here. Wonder who copied from me. Find the pit bull has been on my homepage since 2005.