They will all manufacture laudatory cliches about The Won while demonizing Mittens for whatever... It will be a hideous contortion of cortex and digit manipulation on their IMacs. The result will have no effect on anyone since the Presstitutes are the only ones who read and heed this twerp trash.
I think it will be a good opportunity for a letter writing campaign to newspaper editors across the country - calling them out on their malpractice and duplicity.