Posted on 09/28/2012 10:53:11 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs. The incident took place in the Chaunsky district of Chukotka, Russia's Far East. A policeman, who heard cries for help, saved the compassionate lady from the claws of the bear.
The incident occurred in the village Yanranay. Sergei Terekhov, an assistant to police precinct, heard the screams. The man grabbed a gun and ran out into the street. He saw a polar bear dragging the victim to the side of the tundra, writes FederalPress.
The police officer wounded the animal with his first shot. Having taken the moment, the woman crawled a few meters away from the predator. This made it possible to make another shot, which killed the bear. The woman was immediately sent to hospital. Doctors said that her life was out of danger: several bite wounds had been treated and stitched.
(Excerpt) Read more at english.pravda.ru ...
Eats, shoots and leaves.
I was thinking the same thing. That qualifies as one of the greatest misfires in headlines that I have seen.
Anywhere he looked.
The "vodka belt" countries of Northern, Central and Eastern Europe are the historic home of vodka, and also have the highest vodka consumption in the world. [wiki]
E. the polar bear used chicken legs to pummel a poor drunken lady in Russia.
G.(or is it H now?)
The polar bear, accompanied by chicken legs in russia, attacks a poor drunken lady.
I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.
I was wondering if the author of the headline was drunk, not the lady or the polar bear.
LOL, Marcie did come to my mind as well when I saw the headline.
The bear used chicken legs to beat a woman over the head with. It was a hairy situation
That was put perfectly, I pictured a polar bear waving chicken legs around.....thanks for the chuckle....
Anywhere he wanted to...
Yeah, she is kinda cute for being a lesbian.
Polar bear quote (translated from Russian):
FOOD FIGHT!!!
It’s all of the above. The writer was drunk too.
Also, there was a man eating chicken with cold nuggets.
I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....
Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?
How does the chicken legs methodology compare with carbon 14 dating?
“Comrade, hold my wodka and watch this!” Darwinskova Award nominee...
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