Posted on 09/28/2012 8:13:10 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
I dated a girl about twenty years ago who wanted to fix me a meal.
It was FRIED catfish, FRIED hush puppies, and FRIED okra.
I dont remember how it tasted, but I remember thinking this girl would have me die of a heart attack before I made it to 40. Of course, I kept her around until I upgraded.
“but it does seem every time I do one of these chores instead of quiet appreciation I generally get a stern lecture about how I effed it all up.”
Me too. Once.
“If a cupboard is filled with all Tupperware, why would you think that a Corningware dish goes in there?”
‘cuz ya put stuff in each of them.
That, as well as whipped males are just not attractive to females, no matter how much females say they want one.
They don’t.
Oh, no, now that I understand, except that it's my Teutonic bride that likes it cold. My ancestors lived in much warmer climates. I'm positive that's the explanation.
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