To: ArGee
Reverend Spooner was reported to have come across a couple smooching in a boat.
What he MEANT to say was “Punts are not for kissing in.”
19 posted on
09/28/2012 6:19:19 AM PDT by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
They say that spoonerisms are a lay of wife.
21 posted on
09/28/2012 6:21:36 AM PDT by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
23 posted on
09/28/2012 6:21:55 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ArGee
Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?
A: The first is a bunch of cunning runts...
To: ArGee
He was sitting with the Queen watching a review of the Royal Navy when he observed “I never realized that our Navy has so many Cattle Ships and Bruisers.”
Somehting tells me the guy spoke with a lisp.
58 posted on
09/28/2012 8:16:15 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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