[Slyfox]

The meteorite at mecca:

[Secret Agent Man]

Coincidentally named “The Iron Vagina.”

[winodog]

It would be cool if that thing chopped off a hand now and then. That would prove you were a sinner and they could take you outback and stone you.

[gop4lyf]

Is that what the hajis throw rocks at?

[Sirius Lee]

The sand savages smooch sphincter, that’s for sure.

[Repeat Offender]

In the 11th century, a man allegedly sent by the Fatimid Caliph Al-Hakim bi-Amr Allah attempted to smash the Black Stone, but was killed on the spot, having caused only slight damage. In 1674, according to Johann Ludwig Burckhardt, someone smeared the Black Stone with excrement so that "every one who kissed it retired with a sullied beard". The Shi'ite Persians were suspected of being responsible and were the target of curses from other Muslims for centuries afterwards, though explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton doubted that they were the culprits; he attributed the act to "some Jew or Greek, who risked his life to gratify a furious bigotry.

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