[Jonty30]

Some are moody.

The rest are feral, who should only be dealt with through a 1” slot in their door.

[cripplecreek]

I was feral but free range and running with a pack.

[rockrr]

I remember an episode of Gunsmoke where a character was asked how she preferred to deal with with children. “They should be sealed in a 30-gallon drum and fed through the bung until they’re 12” she replied. When asked what they should do when the child turned 12 she said, “Plug the bung”.

[Molon Labbie]

Yup, put ‘em on the pizza and pancakes diet.