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To: Alex Murphy

I don’t recall reading about this sign in the Bible :)


“And lo, the minions of the wicked one waived about their uncovered bananas for all to see and there was much shrieking and unrest.”

Bear in mind, I’m posting from memory.

;-)


10 posted on 09/23/2012 4:33:01 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
LOL. You need to comment more often.
17 posted on 09/23/2012 4:41:57 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
“And lo, the minions of the wicked one waived about their uncovered bananas for all to see and there was much shrieking and unrest.”
4: When He had finished speaking, He said to Simon, "Put out into the deep water and let down your nets for a catch."
5: Simon answered and said, "Master, we worked hard all night and caught nothing, but I will do as You say and let down the nets."
6: When they had done this, they enclosed a great quantity of fish, and their nets began to break;
7: so they signaled to their partners in the other boat for them to come and help them. And they came and filled both of the boats, so that they began to sink.
8: But when Simon Peter saw that, he fell down at Jesus' feet, saying, "Go away from me Lord, for I am a sinful man!"
9: For amazement had seized him and all his companions because of the catch of fish which they had taken;
10: and so also were James and John, sons of Zebedee, who were partners with Simon. And Jesus said to Simon, "Do not fear. I give you a new commandment: put all those fish back in the ocean once the crowd's gone. From now on boys, we're eating beets."
-- Luke 5:4-10, the PETA Bible (red letter edition)

24 posted on 09/23/2012 5:03:16 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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