[count-your-change]

“It appears to be a storm in a teacup,” Father Alfred Leja, a parish inspector that oversees the school, told The Telegraph.

“It appears to me that people are trying to distort this situation and make it look like some form of sexual abuse.”

Of course. Why would anyone see something abnormal here?

[Daffynition]

Looks like someone saw *Fraternity Row* and the Gamma Nu Pi hazing.