[mrs. a]

Smells bad enough to knock a buzzard off a sh*twagon.

[gopwhit]

I am loving this thread!

Speaking of sh-twagons, my Dad had this lovely:

“Crazier than a sh-thouse rat”

[boatbums]

The old time comedienne, Moms Mabely used to say, “My husband is so ugly he'd make a buzzard sick to its stomach.”