[Gay State Conservative]

I've never met a cat that would fetch me my slippers.

[RJS1950]

Very true, I too prefer my slippers to be slobber soaked — NOT!

On the other hand, my cat sleeps on my slippers and leaves them nice and warm when I get up and slip them on and I don’t have to expose myself the cold to let the cat out to take a dump in the morning; he’s smart enough to use the litter box.

[workerbee]

I've never met a cat that would fetch me my slippers.

Yes.

See, that's kind of the point, GSC.

;-)