Now for some cartoons:
I can’t believe it ... TOP 10!!
I can’t believe it ... TOP 10!!
Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!!!!!
IN!
Happy Friday!
Top 20!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m in and TOP 10!
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is Short, Smile While You still have Teeth.
Obama: " OK Abdel-Rahman, I got your one way to Cairo on e-bay"
Omar: "you can call me Omar"
Obama: "Thanks Omar...and I got you a disguise as those pesky FReepers have an eye out for you"
Omar: "Let me consult with you later on that"
Obama: "I got it covered, what with the FEMA camps and billion rounds of ammo"
Omar: "Keep up the good work my brother from another mother"
Top Ten Reasons Why Obama Thinks Golf Is Better Than Sex...
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#08... It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04.... Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
The Official Obama-Benghazi Flag!
Have at it.
Top 40!!! :D
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,
“What day is tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”
She is a smart kid. I asked “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Sh*t.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
(subby’s comment: she obviously doesn’t go to public school!)
