Posted on 09/21/2012 5:37:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The Muslims are not happy....
They’re not happy in Gaza.
They’re not happy in Egypt.
They’re not happy in Libya.
They’re not happy in Morocco.
They’re not happy in Iran.
They’re not happy in Iraq.
They’re not happy in Yemen.
They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
They’re not happy in Pakistan.
They’re not happy in Syria.
They’re not happy in Lebanon.
So, where are they happy?
They’re happy in Australia.
They’re happy in Canada.
They’re happy in England.
They’re happy in France.
They’re happy in Italy.
They’re happy in Germany.
They’re happy in Sweden.
They’re happy in the USA.
They’re happy in Norway.
They’re happy in Holland.
They’re happy in Denmark.
Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
And who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Probably an Obama voter/supporter too! LOL
Talking of bumper to bumper traffic.....abd stupidity......
I live in Norfolk, VA. We are dependent upon our bridges and tunnels to get around the area. Basically, the area is divided into two regions, the Peninsula (Hampton, Newport News, Williamsburg) and the Southside (Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Portsmouth, Chesapeake). There are two major arteries across the water between the two regions,(Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel HRBT and Monitor Merrimac Bridge Tunnel MMBT) and another crossing called the James River Bridge (JRB).
Last weekend, VDOT decided to have some work performed over the weekend. They closed the southbound lanes on both the HRBT and the JRB. This left one route open.
And it only takes one idiot. Someone had a wreck inside the MMBT. One person who tweeted the local news stated that a normal 45 minute drive took them 7 hours.
Now VDOT heavily advertised the closings, and people didn’t stay home. They just HAD to go.
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer’s backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.
Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.
NASA’s response was just three words, “Thaw the chicken.”
That’s funny right there.
Add something about “while visiting a Muslim nation” and it will be unstoppable.
OK, I need some help with the rules. When a black Republican makes fun of a black Democrat, is she being racist?
Is she being anti-masculinist?
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