[theDentist]

If'n oI could foind a way to galv'nize you to celebrate the Nartion'l Talk Like a Pirate day, me hearties, oI'd surely try. Arrrrr...

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

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[thingumbob]

So getting in touch with my inner pirate.....hmmmmm...

Me thinks not, laddie....whot do ya think?....should we take 'er to a vote, j'st ta b shur?

D'nt think the capt'n or' arrgh place would b ta keen or'n the idea'r....

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

On “Talk Like A Pirate Day,” I always use a Spanish accent. I try to sound like Roberto Clemente.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I’ve always thought that this is the funniest pirate joke:

A pirate returns from a year at sea, and goes into his favorite tavern. The bartender notices that the pirate is now sporting a wooden leg, a hook (in place of an arm,) and a patch over one eye.

“What happened to your leg?” asked the bartender.
“Cannonball nailed me. But this pegleg works just fine.”
“What about the arm?”
“Sword fight. But the hook works okay.”
“And your eye?”
“A sea gull crapped in it?”
“Wait—you lost an eye to bird poop?”
“Well, it was my first day with the hook.”