Bet they like to kill 'em too.
This country is oversubscribed to having too many people on board who don't eat what they slaughter. Could be some changes in that part from this crowd ~ about the best we can hope for is they move up from being mad dog killers to cannibalism.
(Think that'll get one of them to open up a new file jacket on me?)
Boy, you in a heap'o'trouble. My retainer is 5 large.
Now start practicing these simple Arabic phrases,
Al Hum Doo Lillah
Allahu Akbar
Viva Sharía!
Shout'em out every day in front of the mirror, start growing a beard, get the wife's permission for the goat, little boy, and melon thing, wear an Obama Campaign Button.
I'll put the word in with Holder and a friendly moderate Imam I know, and we can probably get you off with 5 years probabtion right after you're circumcized. Inshallah.