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Rage Monkey Says.... (#3 of a series).
09/13/2012 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/13/2012 4:49:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

This is what concerns me most in these hard times: How in the HELL did a Laz ping list happen and I’m not on it? I should not only be on it, I should be first, and this ENRAGES me?

Got it, Mr. Mataz?


41 posted on 09/13/2012 6:27:26 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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42 posted on 09/13/2012 6:30:08 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey would receive an eBanana for adding me to his ping list. Heck, Rage Monkey gets one anyway because he rules.
43 posted on 09/13/2012 7:21:24 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ( Paul Ryan / Rage Monkey - 2016)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey should cool down before he gets a headache!

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the
moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

44 posted on 09/13/2012 7:48:47 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
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To: null and void
I demand to be put on the Nut Job Conspiracy Ping List, just to keep an Eye on all you Nut Job Conspiracy people so I can report you to the Moderator.


45 posted on 09/13/2012 7:53:38 PM PDT by KC_Lion ( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
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To: Lazamataz

time will tell


46 posted on 09/13/2012 7:53:56 PM PDT by BuddaBudd (F U B O)
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To: KC_Lion

Welcome aboard!


47 posted on 09/13/2012 8:05:28 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1333 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Lazamataz; null and void

this is how you rage like a raging monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-f5iMDXvcA&feature=relmfu


48 posted on 09/13/2012 8:19:29 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Lazamataz

please add me to the list...


49 posted on 09/13/2012 8:32:01 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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To: Lazamataz

make rage monkey throw poo at me...


50 posted on 09/13/2012 8:51:45 PM PDT by Gilbo_3 (Gov is not reason; not eloquent; its force.Like fire,a dangerous servant & master. George Washington)
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To: null and void

But GM plant is where they get paid to pray to mecca. They wouldn’t burn it.


51 posted on 09/13/2012 8:52:44 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
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To: Lazamataz
It may be obvious that an attack would be for a political boost, but it would be spun as "an act of courage despite the possible harm to his campaign"...
52 posted on 09/14/2012 2:18:54 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: Gilbo_3; castlebrew; bitt; Two Kids' Dad; Cyber Liberty

Added!


53 posted on 09/14/2012 5:17:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m Raging at Rage Monkey to get on the ping list.

I’m Raging that my inclusion wasn’t automatic!! Grr. I mean !!


54 posted on 09/14/2012 12:37:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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I always have to be asked, hon! Imagine if I pissed you off by including you and you didn’t want!


55 posted on 09/14/2012 12:38:42 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: null and void; Lazamataz

Nully! You should know all the arcana about asking to be on ping lists.

In this case, you must Rage at Rage Monkey to be added.


56 posted on 09/14/2012 12:40:14 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

Put me on the Rage Monkey ping list.

Scary sh*t going down.


57 posted on 09/14/2012 12:42:31 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: bigheadfred

Great, Fred! Thanks for the ping.


58 posted on 09/14/2012 12:43:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

You could not make me angry if you tried. I do not get upset with my friends.

And... correct me if I’m wrong... but I believe I told you that I wanted to be on all your ping lists. That may have been quite a while ago...

However if your protocol is to be asked each time, so be it. [smiles] I mean [RAGES] and [smiles]


59 posted on 09/14/2012 12:51:48 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: bigheadfred

:’D


60 posted on 09/15/2012 10:24:57 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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