YOU GODDAM MONKEY! I RAGED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! I RAGED WHEN YOUR MOMMA WAS STILL WHORING FOR THE BIG MONKEY! I RAGED WHEN YOUR PATHETIC MONKEY ASS WAS WETTING YOUR DIAPERS. WHEN YOU STARTED RAGING, MY GRANDSON THOUGHT YOU WERE A PUNKASS! MY RAGING MONKEY ASS WAS ON YOUR GRANDMA BACK WHEN SHE WAS COUNTING MY WORLD WAR II BOOK OF RATION STAMPS! SHE SURE DID LIKE IT! DON’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR RAGE YOU RAGING MONKEY ASS PUNK ASS!
PUT ME ON YOUR RAGING MONKEY PING LIST OR I WILL RAGE UNTIL THIS POST IS A NON RAGING POST!
MONKEY ASS!
Rage Monkey finds your words strangely comforting, and, since he knows you are one of his own, will gladly add you.