You mean THIS Zombie Apocalypse?
Who says being a zombie is so bad? Hell, you got no pain, you got no worries and you got plenty of food around aka non-zombies...and their terrified screams are probably pretty cool right before you devour them—like violin music during a gourmet feast.
It is the height of hubris to assume an Apocalypse is a bad thing...I mean from whose POV?!?!
Of course you feel that way being that you are one of the happy few, with no brain you don’t have to worry about zombies wanting to eat you.
You mean THIS Zombie Apocalypse?