Some of them appear to be too fat to be lifeguards.
Fat floats.
Well, fat floats, so this could be one job where a bit of pudge is an advantage.
“Some of them appear to be too fat to be lifeguards.”
Yep, it certainly seemed that some of them have been sitting in ‘the chair’ a bit more than necessary and really needed to get out a bit. I suspect the city was sick of that bunch anyway, and they just gave the city a great way to dump them and not have to pay Obamacare premiums on them for the next 8 months.
Also interesting is just how wealthy some of these California towns seem to be...