Best thing I ever found at a flea market? FIVE, count 'em, FIVE W87 fully functional MIRV nuclear weapons. They were only $0.75 each (talked the guy down from $2.00 apiece)... but *I* had to transport them. Here's a friend and I loading them on my transport pallet. Right now they are in my gun locker. You see, when *I* say Second Amendment, I MEAN IT.
![](http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Weapons/W87clr.jpg)
You try a home invasion in my house. Go ahead. See what happens.
Reminds me of that old Rush Limbaugh Spatula City 60-second sale spot, “Warm nickel-plated plutonium pits! Only $2 each, three for $5!”