Save the money you would have spent on crack cocaine, methamphetamine, heroin, purple drank, and marijuana, and GIVE TODAY!
Don’t pay to abort that (ugly, according to an abortionist) black baby. Instead give that money to Mooshell! When he’s in office again, just take that baby to a federal building and bash its head on the floor, and Holder won’t prosecute.
But give that money now!
Hold up a 7-11 or a liquor store today, and send that money in! When he’s reelected, you can rob liquor stores any time you like!
Rape! Kill! Pillage and Burn! But send in that money!