[jazusamo]

I’m just too old for that 0400 foolishness any more :)

[bigheadfred]

It just seems to be the time to get up. If I go back to sleep I feel crappy when I wake. Wishing I had just gotten up the first time.

My dad was up in the Park one time. Bunch of cars alongside the road. Climbed up to see what they were looking at. Big bull buffalo. Pawing the ground, tossing its head, slinging snot. And some foolio with a camera telling his wife, "Just a little closer, honey..." He turned and left.

All I know is if that tail comes up, RUN LIKE HELL!!!

Here’s a helpful guide to buffalo watching, if you’re an idiot tourist.

• Buffalo’s tail hanging down: You and the buffalo are okay.

• Buffalo’s tail extending straight out, drooping at the end: Perturbed buffalo finds you annoying.

• Buffalo’s tail sticking straight up: Buffalo’s about to sound “Charge,” and you’re toast.

Buffalo