[sockhead]

When Bill Met The Parents

One evening Mr. Rodham was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, Hillary came home with her new boyfriend, a boy named Bill. After being informed of the problem,
Bill said he could get the peanut out..

The Bill told Mr. Rodham to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up Mr. Rodham’s nose and told him to blow hard.

When Mr. Rodham blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and dHillary jumped and yelled for joy.

The young Bill insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to Mr. Rodham and said, ‘That’s so wonderful! Isn’t that Bill smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?’

Mr. Rodham replied, ‘From the smell of his fingers, I would say our son-in-law.’

[BerryDingle]

Bill Clinton was driving along a winding country road when a cat ran out in front of him and he ran over it. Being the good citizen he is (/s), he decided to stop and notify the cat's owner of the accident. Nearby, he approaches a driveway, so he turns in to a nearby farmhouse. A lady answers the door and he apologetically tells her about the cat. The lady says "oh, what did he look like?" Bill says:

"Sort of like this"

The lady says, "no, no, I meant before!"
Bill says:

"Oh, sort of like this."