There is enough fecal matter in food as it is!
Now, some idiotic fringe group will spring up demanding the right to crap in public places. It'll be in the DNC platform in 2016.
Since “crap in public places” was mentioned, did you hear about the Big Sh*tty lawyer who walked down teh sidewalk during the summer to the restaurant around the block from his office?
He stepped into a large pile of dog exhaust.
What did he say?
The correct answer is: He screamed, “OMG! I’m melting!”