A festival celebrating vainglory
Is the convention in Charlotte-
Every keynote speaker we see
Is a blatant political harlot
A bit of spin here, a big lie there,
The surrogates do what it takes
To make themselves look supportive
Of all the raving lunatics and flakes
From marriage-for-all to freebies
For those who attend this fair-
How about condoms and food stamps
Drifting like balloons in the air?
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Fabulous! Loved rhyming Charlotte with harlot.