Heh. Anything to render one of those guys too hoarse to annoy everyone in a 100 yd radius with its alarm call.
That said, I wonder if someone could get it to eat some Chantix to help it kick the habit. Or if that fails, said pills could be delivered via 20 gauge ;p
Fantasies aside, for those who know the birds better than I, are they still building nests this time of year? That’s what I usually think of when a bird is seen toting something strange. Or was it just obeying its inquisitive nature and examining something odd that it found?
I’ve seen a squirrel clinging to the trunk of a tree with a cigarette in its mouth. Strange sight to wake up to.
Oh No - don't do that!
Birds on Chantix