[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Comrades! The latest statistics show great increases in industrial production. By 2025 all Citizens will be able to take high speed rail from Sacramento to Bakersfield. But only if they decide not to make it a week long trip in their GM Volt or think they can afford $6.00/litre petrol. Remember that when W. Bush was running the economy no one could drive a GM Volt or ride in high speed rail. Now, these are promised to all!

This just in, exciting news from the Bureau of Agricultural Statistics! Sugar beet harvests this year are expected to surpass quotas once again! Citizens should be receiving coupons for a half kilogram of sugar by the time this increased harvest hits the factories in December or January! Please don't expect to see anything before November!

Yes, comrade, I remember in the days of Ronald Reagan, only rich capitalists could afford sugar for their tea, the proletariat had to drink weak tea without sugar, but under Chairman Obama strong tea and two lumps of sugar are promised to all!

[Rebelbase]

I always wondered how Christopher Walken’s was spelled in Cyrillic.

[dfwgator]

[RavenLooneyToon]

Production of the super advanced Peoples’ Tractor Gear is now ready for shipment. Is replacement for 1956 capitalist's Farmall tractor which easily breaks after first 56 years. Proof again of the overwhelming superiority of Socialist System of Peoples Wealth for all Peoples!
Thank you Chairman Obamakov for your width of vision and narrow focus!