I haven’t watch more than three or four hours of television in the past 15 years, and that mostly in hotel rooms while trying to fall asleep.
You haven’t watched TV in the last 15 years??? Oh my gosh.
You have missed the reality show revolution. You have missed the adventures of Snooki, the brides of “Bridezillas”, and the hopes and dreams of little girls on “Toddlers and Tiaras”.
Not to mention, you are missing “NBC Nightly News”.
And, you don’t get to see the wit and wisdom of Jon Stewart.
How can you be in the dark about what’s going on in the world without TV??? (sarcasm)