Posted on 09/01/2012 6:54:55 PM PDT by Daffynition
“IN ALL SERIOUSNESS: Someone told me last week that there is a special team of the Secret Service that has a detail to take the body waste (excrement) of President Obama and to have it incinerated. They said it was top National Security that no spies could ever analyze his turds and see what kind of a disease etc he may be facing. Is this true? He always has to have his own toilet and it has to be taken away in a plastic bag and burned....Is it possible?”
Well, the piece of shit does believe that he’s really special. What you’ve heard may well be true.
You have to see the comments! Here’s one answering the question: Where’s the plaque for second base?
Abbey Cavanuagh · Top Commenter
Sugmag...2nd base? With Wookie? Doubt that ever happened. I suspect that a turkey baster was involved with the procreation of the Wee Wons, Malaria and Sashimi.
These blacks really see them as royalty, don’t they?
Excellent post, thank you very much.
And we’re worried about The Nuclear Reactors/Waste in Iran? PFFFT!
ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!! I’m surprised you can’t hear me! How long before someone starts selling a miniature of this *monument* or whatever the he[[ it is!?!?! This’ll take the place of the 0b0z0 chia head!! Next we’ll hear about how the novel *Love Story* was written about them....oh wait, that was another b0nehead.
LOL!
That is great!
They’ll can his ass and call it 0h0mecca...His worshipers will pray for his reelection as a Sovereign!
I can’t believe how fast things are going the way of the Taliban!
I’d better stop before things get out of hand.
Are they afraid someone will get a hold of his DNA and prove he isn’t really black, but a dark Mid Easterner, or Arab? Who know what his DNA would tell.
I would imagine that if the Obamas have to play kissy face at the convention and during the campaign that it may be quite hard for them to pull off. First of all, in my opinion, Obama is very stiff acting and not a spontaneous fellow, which is not exactly the way a romantic man is normally thought of. Also, it seems to me that they haven’t had romantic moments caught on camera, because they do not seem romantic towards each other. They have posed pictures taken with them touching and supposedly looking like they are close, and been filmed holding hands, which can be for the camera, but that is different than spontaneous moments caught on camera. The looks in their eyes towards each other do not seem like they are romantically involved either. It’s the kind of thing that is hard to stage, as real love between a couple has an intangible, but unmistakeable quality about it.
I guess the headline itself is its own “barf alert”.
LOL!!!
Bfl
....or a giant silver spoon where he first snorted Coke.
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