Vouchsafe
Saw a vouch safe selling on late nite t.v. for three easy payments of $19.95 (a value of over $100 not even counting the lifetime spud peeler and nose hair trimmer!).
A vouch safe goes under the cushions of the couch where the dog normally sleeps unless James R. is home on parole.
It’s just a metal lock box fitted into the springs and 2x4’s holding the couch up and nobody in their right mind would reach under a hound what foams at the mouth like Ol’ Scabby does.
Now you ask, I knew you would, why not “couch safe”? Good question... wellll c and v are real close togather ont the board and sometimes Milo has a way too much CV for breakfast to tell one from the other and couch safe turns into vouch safe.
There it is more or less as found in the Atkinsonville Daily Glob.
makes perfect sense! A+++