If your bride happens to get one of the aforementioned pictures when she is at the convention...perhaps she can sue the Code Pinkos for damages due to “mental cruelty” ;-)
(Send a little flashlight with her in case they lose power during the hurricane ;-)
Got that covered. I’m sending a whole hurricane kit with her. She’s even going to take a sedan to Orlando and fly back from there because we think the Tampa airport could have big problems.
The biggest worry is I’m going to be “home alone” without any supervision. Maybe I’ll rearrange the garden gnomes...