[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “Uh, wait! Did I read that right? The Russians are going to kill all our politicians and they think that will break America!?! Well, (cough) I guess there’s nothing we can do then.”

I confess, that was my immediate reaction is well.

Please, Br’er Russkie, please don’t throw me in that briar patch!

[TigersEye]

What else do those godless Ruskie basterds have in store? Will they demand that we take a percentage of their natural gas profits? Force us to store gold bars in our bank accounts? Make us take hot young Ukrainian women into our homes?

We're Americans and I say we don't have to take it. Wolverines!