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There is so much wrong with this story that I want to pull my hair out.

Firstly, it is a FREAKING TURTLE--probably a small step about above a fish. Do they realize for every turtle that survives to become an adult, about 50 are devoured by predators?

Second of all, this woman the fire department. Typical of people too helpless do do anything themselves.

Third, the Fire Department actually showed up! How'd you like it if your house burned down because the fire department was helping a turtle out of a tree?

Fourth, they are talking about investigating this further. Gee, the city must be nearly crime free to have resources to put towards this.

1 posted on 08/23/2012 11:29:34 AM PDT by MNDude
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Turtle says, “Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Do it again!!!!!!!

Most action that sucker has ever seen or will likely see again......a bucket list check he lives to tell other turtles about..


2 posted on 08/23/2012 11:31:47 AM PDT by Gaffer
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So, how many balloons does it take to airlift a turtle?


3 posted on 08/23/2012 11:31:56 AM PDT by edcoil (It is not over until I win.)
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I’m glad that the turtle is safe and unharmed.

This sounds like the kind of stupid stunt that some bored kid, 10-12, pulls during summer vacation.

That the police are going after the “culprit” is a bit much.


4 posted on 08/23/2012 11:36:12 AM PDT by mojito
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I believe humans are so much more important than animals it really doesn't need to be stated, but that being said, had my son or daughter did this, there would have been hell to pay.

Animal abuse charges, I don't really think so. Mental evaluation of the person that did this prank is more appropriate.

5 posted on 08/23/2012 11:36:56 AM PDT by frogjerk (OBAMA NOV 2012 = HORSEMEAT)
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Obama is kind of like this balloon turtle. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.

(Gratuitously swiped from an Obama as a post turtle thread)

7 posted on 08/23/2012 11:40:09 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Recycled Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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If they outlaw taping turtles to balloons, then only outlaws will tape turtles to balloons...
8 posted on 08/23/2012 11:40:56 AM PDT by fhayek
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Duct Tape and Helium evolutionary process.


10 posted on 08/23/2012 11:47:56 AM PDT by GraceG
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How'd you like it if your house burned down because the fire department was helping a turtle out of a tree?

That's high on the list of phrases I never thought I'd see...

11 posted on 08/23/2012 11:48:16 AM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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It’s not about the animal so much as it is a story about people with compassion for animals (the rescuers not the perpetrators). Sure, it’s just a freakin turtle, but there are people out there with hearts just the same.


15 posted on 08/23/2012 11:50:40 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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...devoured by predators....

Like humans?

Someone's parrot was in a nearby tree that didn't have limbs close enough to the ground so it could be readily climbed. The fire department came and got it chaulking the incident up to "training".

But then I'm moved by cruelty to animals, and their welfare when it can be provided.

Good day.

16 posted on 08/23/2012 11:50:40 AM PDT by onedoug
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You are an unfeeling uneducated gold-plated IDIOT. You obviously don't know a darn thing about zoology. Turtles are reptiles, a far evolutionary step above fish. Having a well-developed nervous system, they can definitely feel pain and fear, you imbecile.

Only a very small percentage of box turtle eggs make it to adult turtles due to predation at many stages of the turtles' growth. NOT "about 50 are devoured by predators". Every single turtle is important to contribute to the population--there is no surplus of box turtles as their habitat has been increasingly destroyed.

The turtle was "caught high up in a eucalyptus tree". YOU want to scramble up a tall tree? Probably don't even have the stones to try, but your accusative finger seems to be in fine shape. I'd have called the fire department, too--they have ladder trucks which could safely reach the turtle and not endanger a well-meaning would-be rescuer. The fire department came "after an hour" meaning that they had obviously tended to more urgent business before answering this call. Firemen aren't putting out fires 24/7; they DO have down time.

The city SHOULD investigate this act of cruelty. Next time, the perp could do something cruel to a cat or dog, or even a child. They usually start out small and work their way up.

There's nothing wrong with the story, but there's obviously plenty wrong with YOU.

17 posted on 08/23/2012 11:51:09 AM PDT by EinNYC
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This turtle using evolution determined that trudging around at turtle speed was not an effective way of running into turtle chicks. Finding some balloons and duct tape he was suddenly airborne scoping out the babes. Getting caught in the tree is something his progeny will eventually work out.


18 posted on 08/23/2012 11:51:48 AM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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Thank God it was not a puppy or kitten. This kid would be a registered animal offender for life, tried as an adult.

But violence to reptiles and amphibians and certain rodents is OK, or is it?

What is the politically correct animal hierarchy anyway?


19 posted on 08/23/2012 11:52:58 AM PDT by cicero2k
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After all the excitement, that meat will be too tough for turtle soup.

Ingredients

Directions

Put the turtle meat in a large saucepan with 1 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon cayenne and the water. Bring to a boil. Skim off any foam that rises to the top. Reduce heat to medium and simmer for 20 minutes. With a slotted spoon transfer the meat to a platter. Cut the meat into 1/2 inch dice and reserve the liquid. In another large sauce pan, combine the butter and flour over medium heat, stirring constantly for 6 to 8 minutes to make a dark roux. Add the onions, shallots, bell peppers and celery. Stir occasionally and cook for 2 to 3 minutes until the vegetables are slightly tender. Add the bay leaves, thyme and garlic, cook for 2 minutes. Add the tomatoes and the turtle meat. Cook for 5 to 6 minutes stirring occasionally. Add the Worcestershire sauce, the remaining salt and cayenne, the turtle stock (about 6 cups) lemon juice, and sherry. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium and simmer for 10 minutes. Add the parsley, green onions, and eggs and simmer for 45 minutes. Garnish with green onions and chopped eggs.


20 posted on 08/23/2012 11:53:28 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated)
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Ive spent countless hours over my life shooting turtles when they poke their heads up out of the water


21 posted on 08/23/2012 11:54:29 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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22 posted on 08/23/2012 11:56:56 AM PDT by Sax
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23 posted on 08/23/2012 11:58:37 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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30 posted on 08/23/2012 12:22:30 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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I've heard of a "Post Turtle", but a "Eucalyptus Turtle"?


32 posted on 08/23/2012 12:27:32 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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I've heard of a "Post Turtle", but a "Eucalyptus Turtle"?


33 posted on 08/23/2012 12:27:38 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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