Reminds me of a joke in my Navy days. (I’ll make it brief) A Chief takes a young Ensign to a bar in Singapore and says you want to see somethin” cool? The Ensigns says yes. The Chief whistles a monkey jumps on their table, the Chief beats the hell out of the monkey, the monkey goes wild, runs around the bar then returns to the Chief, unzips his fly and gives him oral pleasure. This happens several times then the Chief say s to the Ensign, “You wanna try it?” The Ensign replies “Sure, just don’t beat me up so hard!”