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Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose: police
NY Daily News ^
| August 21, 2012
| Anthony Bartkewicz
Posted on 08/21/2012 3:11:51 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party in a science lab locker room.
Two monkeys were out of their cages when cops found Mitchell at Georgia Health Sciences University in Augusta last week, WJBF-TV reported, but veterinarians said they were fine.
Mitchell, however, was intoxicated and sitting in a chair with his pants down, according to a police report.
Cops said he was uncooperative and aggressive when they asked him to zip up and leave the lab.
The 32-year-old technician was charged with public drunkenness and booked into Richmond County Jail.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: monkeys; napl
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I think there is a movie to be made here!
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:14:29 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Makings of hangover 2A.....
Was one of them the monkey from the movie?
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:14:29 PM PDT
by
himno hero
(hadnuff)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“No animals were harmed during Coley Mitchell’s one-man party...”
Why is it so important to make this point right off the bat?
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:15:12 PM PDT
by
Walrus
(Restoring America starts today! Let's roll!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Pants down. There was obviously some monkey business going on.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Mitchell, however, was intoxicated and sitting in a chair with his pants down, according to a police report.He shouldn't have offended the monkeys and now he is going to pay for it.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:17:37 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I do NOT.....want to know why his trou were down around his ankles with monkeys about. If you know, please keep it to yourself. Please.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:18:27 PM PDT
by
RightOnline
(I am Andrew Breitbart!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
No animals were harmed, physically anyway. It might require years of psycho evaluation to return them to normal lab monkey life, however.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:19:06 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The right thing is not always the popular thing)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
By the way....compelled to ask: Was it after 2AM (aka “closing time”)?
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:19:27 PM PDT
by
RightOnline
(I am Andrew Breitbart!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’m guessing technical-grade ethanol may have something to do with this situation.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:21:40 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Question: What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down?....
Answer: You don’t want to know...
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:26:09 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Oh boy, that guy has some explaining to do
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:28:55 PM PDT
by
MNDude
( Victimhood is the Holy Grail of liberalism)
To: Reily
Beauty and Beast. But who’s what?
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:29:28 PM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
It sounds like he’s got a monkey on his back.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:29:54 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: humblegunner; grundle; jaypounder; LessGovIsTheBestGov; Mobile Vulgus; Suvroc10; ...
"Real party animal: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose"
Blogger Party at "The Dean's" house?
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:33:09 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: All
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:34:34 PM PDT
by
onyx
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To: hosepipe
What would/could a man do with a room full of monkeys with his pants down? Multiple blogs! And itching-the-ankles.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:36:06 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I nominate that for Funniest Headline of 2012.
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posted on
08/21/2012 3:37:28 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
To: Telepathic Intruder
No animals were harmed, physically anyway. It might require years of psycho evaluation to return them to normal lab monkey life..:
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