“I wore a peek-a-boo dress, he peeked and booed.”
“I wore a peek-a-boo dress and nobody looked.”
“Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.”
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
“You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
Am I too late saying I thought she was dead?