The bad news is the oil companies will buy to suppress the technology. The good news is that it will leak out to foreign countries. The bad news is that we will lose jobs to them. The good news is their women are hot. The bad news is that aliens think so too. The good news is the aliens come to Earth. The bad news is they come to Earth shooting. The good news is that we shoot back. The bad news is that they shoot better. The good news is "then I woke up". The bad news is it's still early in the night. The good news is I can go back to sleep. The bad news is I won't. The good news is Free Republic is here. The bad news is I'm on it. The good news is others like me being here. The bad news is that makes them codependent. The good news is there's a 12 step solution for that. The bad news is we're all in denial.
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