You done good. Great read..When Chairs are outlawed, only outlaws will have chairs.
The scariest part is that I know people (libs) that will read this & agree with it!
OOH IBTZ.
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This is actually pretty funny. I would say Sarcasm but the account was created today. haha.
Jonathan Swift wrote the original “A Modest Proposal”. This latest one is of that ilk.
Admin, don't ban this one. If he's for real (I doubt) it's funnier than MurryMom... if he's not, this could be great!
Dude, you came to the wrong house.
Your ignorant rant and rhetoric, no doubt, plays well at Daily Kos and DU, but you have come to OUR house with your silly ignorance.
Now, had you come wanting to learn or understand more about conservatives and conservatism, a number of us would have been happy to help you understand those concepts. However, you are so eaten up with liberal ignorance, there’s no place to start.
But, I’ll leave you with this. If you don’t want to be “slave” (as you put it) to rich people, why would you prefer to be a “slave” to big government? Don’t spend too much time trying to noodle that one out, you simply can’t understand it.
Do you have a blog?
It boggles my mind that ANY human being, but especially someone who was raised in America, can actually think this.
My God, you're such an unfathomably, incomprehensibly stupid person. I would pity you if you weren't so dangerous to the rest of us.
Ok, which one of my Facebook friends are you?
Lol, great job. This is a perfect distillation.
Well played.
Holy, shoot, man!! You fooled more than you didn’t fool!! You get the gold medal today!
You see, I was an English major so I knew this was satire before clicking on it. Swift’s is the ultimate example of good political satire and he would be damn proud of you.
And yes, I have “friends” on FB who think exactly like this, even though they know nothing about Marx to quote.
Welcome to our Institute! Allow the surroundings to comfort you, to permit your misgivings to mist away, to set your mind on the road to that peace that only comes through sparkling truth. Our expert staff is, to a (wo)man, standing by to assist you with the good cheer that bubbles up in those who are on the path of Light. It won’t be long before you forget entirely the troubled, contorted musings that brought you here. Relax! Help is on the way!
This rant has been copypasta’ed at at least two other forums.
Plagiarizer or spammer?
Don’t forget breathing air. It is a proven fact that throughout our entire earth’s history, every land animal, including man, breathed air and are now dead (except for those alive right now). ALL of them. Dead. It needs to be banned.
good stuff. got a chuckle out of it. unfortunately there are folks like this, but usually they have just one or two pet beliefs.
nice try
thanks for playing
I noticed you zotted the author, “TheBigLiberal” — I think this is a SATIRE, I would suggest rereading the post and reinstating the poster — or perhaps someone just picked a screen name just to post this. But in any case I don’t think this is a troll, it’s definitely a satire.