I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom....”where are you going ?”
I remember that one from a boyfriend of long ago...
My wife asks that...I sneak out one time to drive myself to hospital because of chest pains and she’ll never trust me again.
Better than Hillary's issues:
Bill, I'm getting up to go to the bathroom.
Huh?
Bill, I'll be right back.
Okay, why did you wake me up for that?
Bill, just reminding you. I get my place back!