Posted on 08/13/2012 6:20:58 PM PDT by TaraP
In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.
With the Olympics still in midstride, and with the arrival of the always exciting NFL exhibition games, you might perhaps have missed that a spacecraft landed on Mars a few days ago to express our human curiosity.
President Obama, however, has made it very clear that, should little beings be found out there, they will immediately become his top priority.
Indeed, in a phone call today with the Curiosity team, the President revealed that the first question he is being asked about the mission is whether Martians have already been found.
One can imagine that, even if they had been found, it is unlikely that the President would say: "Oh, sure. They're coming the White House for tea next week."
But, in praising the work of all those who were part of the Curiosity rover project, the President was keen to make them understand that he would not sit idly by, should otherworldly life be found.
My bad! I thought it was whatzerface McKinnon.
Would I get in trouble if I confessed that I can’t tell them apart?
More moochers? More illegal voters? More short people?
Don't be silly, he wants to register them to vote Democrat in 2012. Didn't you know that they even stuff ballot boxes on Mars.
I thought this project was to find dead voters in time for November on Mars. Me guess me wrong.
According to Coast to Coast radio he already knows about them and probably already bowed to them. :)
Oh, how cute and original. If it were coming from a 1st grader.
What a doof you are, Dick Obama.
Obama wanted to say, “And I just want to tell all you NASA people, you didn’t build NASA or that spaceship thingy. Someone else built NASA and that rocket stuff. But I will tell you, I AM going to disassemble NASA myself. HA, HA!”
But he couldn’t memorize it (due to the perpetual fog in his brain) and the prompter was broken, so he had to go with the easier to remember, stupid Martian comment.
I hope his daughters kick his butt. “Dad, how lame! I’m so embarrassed!”
Hey BOZO, there are mini-Martians there. You need to send all the EPA to protect them and you need to go with them to supervise.
It’ll be like Lord of the Flies... or Fleas as the case may be.
Once again, the Bamster displays his unique knack for simultaneously insulting people while coming off as an ignoramus.
More likely to find ‘em in Chicago than on Mars.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.