"I promise I'll erase the tape."
1) don’t take nude pictures
2) if your grandmother wouldn’t approve, don’t put it on the internet
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends her the bottom half.
He’s really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from this grandmother. It says, “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short.”
"I promise I'll erase the tape."
Way to go, grandma!